May 2012
rumour:
debby ryan’s face is so punchable look at her shE MAKES ME SO MAD
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Anonymous asked: DID YOU DIE WHERE DID YOU GO
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
princejavadd:
zayn’s nip slip is all over my dash and i’m crying omfg
h0odrich:
nicki minaj is the krusty krab and lil kim is the chum bucket you feel me
GPS: Go straight
Louis Tomlinson: No
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
let's play a fun game of why did i save this
mylifesarumor:
thelordofthebutts:
i’m not like most girls i’m an overused joke
silenthill:
i’m tired all day except when i actually need to go to bed
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
snowpetrel:
i was just telling my mom that pirates of the caribbean 3 made me cry and she goes “why?? because of will smith?” and i shouted “WHAT???” and my stepdad was like “you mean will TURNER???” and mom got really embarassed and my stepdad murmured “the fresh prince of the caribbean” before he walked away
laughbitches:
geromy-kyle:
minestuck:
geromy-kyle:
tltty:
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
I care
shelpee:
my life is one big “wow ok”
commanderinqueef:
obesealpaca:
How wet is ham supposed to be?
this is the strangest question I have ever seen in my entire life
jamtards:
in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight
1 tag
Anonymous asked: eye em newt tlaking i em righting dumfluck
my grandparents dog is so spoiled
tothefridgeandbeyond:
he has ramps to walk up to “his” couches
and he sits at the dinner table
1 tag
Anonymous asked: yees nega i are sereal what u why not do you undrestaannde
1 tag
Anonymous asked: wai ar u sew meen i wz jest yring t2 saii did wee jest sai alien sorf gurlz 3hhwyh iz dat so bad. I don't understand people like you
mom: isn't there a glare on the screen from the sun
me: blogger problems
1 tag
Anonymous asked: did we jest sai alien sorf gurls
laughcentre:
‘normal’ best friends
real best friends
Sometimes Harry sings like a woman with period...
godsavethelourry:
hornyforniallhoran:
pls omghdgdruj
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
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