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Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ...
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Me: ....
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Me: -clicks reblog-

Feb 28th

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me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok

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That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: hahahahah. can i stick my hot dog in your bun?

Feb 28th

that-was-a-knee-slapper: tothefridgeandbeyond: that-was-a-knee-slapper: tothefridgeandbeyond: i feel really bad my friend was about to sit down and i pulled her chair away and she fell and hurt her shoulder and i was laughing till i saw her start to tear up WAIT FOR THE KARMA. SHE SAID SHE WASNT GONNA HURT ME CAUSE IMMA DO IT FOR HER GET OUTA HERE

Feb 27th

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that-was-a-knee-slapper: tothefridgeandbeyond: i feel really bad my friend was about to sit down and i pulled her chair away and she fell and hurt her shoulder and i was laughing till i saw her start to tear up WAIT FOR THE KARMA. SHE SAID SHE WASNT GONNA HURT ME

Feb 27th

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me: here let me just add 1...
math: don't forget to multiple by 2
me: oh right. and multiply by 2..
math: and then find the square root of 7 and add it to your original answer
me: yeah yeah... let me just.. wait what do i multiply b-
math: now find log base 10 of your answer
me: what is the square root of 7?
math: ....what do you have written on your paper?
me: 
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me: .....well i drew a panda in space
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me: ...its purple
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math: you're useless.

Feb 27th

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i feel really bad my friend was about to sit down and i pulled her chair away and she fell and hurt her shoulder and i was laughing till i saw her start to tear up

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: omg do you know who that person is who you just posted a gif of to that question about your dogs name and he's saying 'why thankyou' i swear i see him all over my dash omfg thanks!

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Your dog's name is the cutest thing!!

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: hahaha. does nicole eat meat? if you know what i mean.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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funkyfaggot: yes that’s right only talk to me when you want something from me

Feb 27th

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Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: i already did u.... if you know what i mean

Feb 27th

Anonymous asked: B,D,E,J,M,P,R,T,U

Feb 27th

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Watch

500daysofbeingavirginsacrifice: help mE!

Feb 27th

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thisshitfunny: “Tumblr is just pic..”

Feb 27th

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me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife

Feb 27th

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mum: you know you can tell me anything personal and it will just be between us
me: *tells something private*
mum: *tells all her friends and close family*

Feb 27th

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